You Know You're a Tap Dancer When...

• you carry a screw driver with you everywhere
• every time you hear music ou can't help moving your feet
• you get in trouble at school or stern looks at work for tapping under your desk
• you're constantly making rhythms with the different objects around you
• getting a new pair of tap shoes is one of the greatest things in the world
• breaking them in just right IS the greatest thing in the world
• you understand that ballet dancers arent the only ones who can dance on their toes
• shoes that don't make noise just arent as appealing
• you respect that Gene Kelly is of god-like status
• you sound like a broken reccord announcing that tap dancing is making a comeback
• people don't invite you back because you've ripped up their floor
• you use verbal sounds to explain what your feet are doing (Dah diggy diggy DAH)
• you understand said verbal sounds without any confusion
• you have significantly less glitter on your costume than everybody else
• tip-toeing around backstage is just a natural reaction
• you show your appreciation not by clapping, but by slamming your foot on the floor repeatedly
• you've made a promise to keep your tap shoes as far away as possible from the kitchen floor
• you could do the shim sham in your sleep
• losing a skrew is cause for stopping the whole class to search
• you sometimes close your eyes at performances just to listen
• 'everyday I'm shufflin' means something completely different to you than it does to the majority of the population
• you have trouble finding boots to accomodate your giant calf muscles
• you can quote singing in the rain from memory
• you tap while waiting in lineups (and sometimes don't even realize you're doing it)
• the day you upgraded from buckles to laces was one of the greatest days ever
• you love making sweet beautiful music with your feet

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